"Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children," I said
He laughed “That’s why?”
"That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are"
Well, in a few days it will be our anniversary
and your mom is super excited
it’ll be 18 years
she says it’s felt like two days
Gabi Ibanescu: Do you think things like
this happen to people?
Charlie Countryman: Some people, yes.
Gabi Ibanescu: What people?
Charlie Countryman: Us.
Gabi Ibanescu: Us.